An Original Poem — Home Repairs

 

 

Home Repairs 

 

I have a dead-bolt lock that sticks.

It doesn’t want to open from the outside.

 

So I squirted oil into the keyhole from the outside.

That made it worst.

 

I squirted oil into the keyhole from the inside.

No change.

 

I squirted oil into every crack and crevice I could find.

No improvement.

 

Then I hit the casing with a hammer.

Much better.

 

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